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印度网友讨论:如果中国占领了印度,你有什么打算[印度网评]

五毛网 印度 2017年08月28日 来源:三泰虎

印度网友讨论:如果中国占领了印度……

What are your plans in case China occupies India?

如果中国占领了印度,你会做什么?



【印度网友评论】


yal_sik 110 points 16 days ago
I will open a Momo shop sponsored by the state.

我将开一个由国家赞助的馍馍店。

[–]dbejsfau 64 points 16 days ago
Momo is a Tibetan word. You'll be imprisoned for encouraging Tibetan identity and separatism. Baozi or Dumpling is the correct word.

Momo是藏语。你将因为鼓励西藏分离主义而被监禁。包子或饺子才是正确的词。

[–]Foureyedguy 71 points 16 days ago
Join the CPC. Introduce our level of corruption. Break down the state machinery.

入党,我会介绍我们腐败的程度,打破国家机器。

[–]sanskaridaddyW 95 points 16 days ago
I hope they would atleast reduce Alixpress shipping time.
it's really crazy now.

我希望他们能减少速卖通的运送时间
现在真的太疯狂了。

[–]Noice_b8_m8Muth maro, insaan nhi 27 points 16 days ago
Will serve gobi manchurian to the chinese army

去中国军队服役。

[–]Doorknob_Goswami 15 points 16 days ago
Show them my already-established allegiance via a Redmi phone.

通过红米手机展现我已建立的忠诚!

[–]ayallore 14 points 16 days ago
Burn their chopsticks so they can't eat their food and will die of hunger problem solved.

把他们的筷子烧了,这样他们就会因为不能吃饭然后饿死了。

[–]scottydoesknow7Universe 28 points 16 days ago
Will change my name to Mao Dingdong. Keep a copy of Karl Marx's The Communist Manifesto instead of Bible.

把我的名字改成毛定东,存一份《共产宣言》取代圣经。

[–]NeuroticKnightUniverse 1 point 16 days ago
You should be reading analects of confuscious.

你要读的是《论语》

[–]SHIELDagent 11 points 16 days ago
You mean, Greater India's far Eastern territory consisting of the greater Beijing municipality?

你的意思是——更大的印度远东地区包括更大的北京市政当局吗?

[–]bad_joke_maker 14 points 16 days ago
90% chance I would be dead by the time that happens. So, no plans.

到那时我90%死了,没计划

[–]KalyanibarKitna Naaye!! 12 points 16 days ago
Move to Hong Kong?

搬到香港?

[–]casavint 14 points 16 days ago
What a dumb question. India and China are nuclear armed states. There will be low scale conflict at best. Stop turning randia into another quora cesspool.

愚蠢的问题。印度和中国是拥有核武器的国家。充其量只会有小规模的冲突。别把这里当成另一个quora。

[–]linuxdev2 3 points 16 days ago
Baidu, QQ, and tieba.
Also, learn Chinese first.
Start eating cockroaches.
I know, I know, but you started the joke.

QQ、百度贴吧。

同时,学习中文。

开始吃蟑螂。

我懂,但是你先开了玩笑的

 

[–]kala_jatt 3 points 16 days ago
Will fight with Chinese

将和中国人战斗。

[–]Dankjets911 3 points 16 days ago
Travel around China visa free!

签证免费!游遍中国!

[–]The_0bserverMugambo ko Khush karne wala 2 points 16 days ago
Learn Chinese. :)

学中文。(笑)

[–]black-clothes-saulSikkim 2 points 16 days ago
Fuck you guys, I am living in Sikkim. Gangtok is like 50 kms away from China. How do you think we feel.

操,我住在锡金,甘托克远在中国50公里之外,你认为我们感觉如何?

[–]motominator 2 points 16 days ago
I will show the chinese army the house of local political leader who was opposing chinese invasion.

我会带中国军队去看看反中国侵略的当地领袖的房子。

[–]alexs456 2 points 16 days ago*
I will wake up and realize it was only a nightmare....then I will go back to sleep knowing my newly acquired Chinese slaves are making jeans for Walmart at my sweatshop....

我将醒来并意识到这是一场噩梦。然后我继续回去睡觉,知道我新得的中国奴隶正在我的血汗工厂中为沃尔玛制造牛仔裤。

[–]Ikillhaters -1 points 16 days ago
I want marriage Chinese girl. Dance Gangnam style at party.

和中国女孩结婚,在聚会上跳江南style

[–]ssushant 2 points 16 days ago
Gangnam is Korean

江南style是韩国的。

[–]NeuroticKnightUniverse -1 points 16 days ago
Finally be happy our universities will get funding, roads will be built, industries will be developed.

最终皆大欢喜,我们的大学将获得资金,道路将被修建,工业将被开发。

[–]babu_bisleri 9 points 16 days ago
Last year there was a break in in my house in my absence. The thief made a mess throwing things everywhere around looking for valuables.
When I saw that, it was not a good feeling. Felt violated and was very angry. I would have thrown punches and kicked his ass with all the little power I have in my feeble body, had I been there.
I don't think I'll feel any different if it was somebody breaking in, in my country.

去年我不在的时候,有个小偷闯进了我的房子,他乱翻东西找贵重物品。

当我看到时,感觉不好受,感觉受到了侵犯,非常愤怒。如果我在那里,我就会用尽我虚弱的力量踢他的屁股。

我想如果有人闯入我的国家,我也不会有什么不同。

[–]daydreamer_1996 2 points 16 days ago
FIGHT TO DEATH.
JK. Plans? As usual, just adjust to the situation. It will be like another British rule, but with far more brutality. Will probably be similar to what Japan did to China in WW2.

战斗到死。

计划吗?像往常一样,只是适应形势。这将像另一个英国统治,但会更残酷。

可能与日本在二战中对中国的做法类似。

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