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五毛网 美国 2017年09月12日 来源:龙腾网

Hello im a student from Norway and next year im going to be an exchange student in china. Do you guys have any tips or advice that you can give me before i go? Im going to try to learn basic mandarin in a year. But im not sure i can do it.
大家好 我是一个挪威学生 明年我就要去中国做交换生 . 在我去中国之前 大家能有什么提示或者建议给我吗?
我要尝试在一年内会好基础普通话 . 但是我不确定我能做的到.

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h254052656Ireland
be yourself

做自己就好

Domhnal
unless you are an outspoken political activist

你若是个直言不讳的政治活动家就另当别论啦

bcdfg
Absolutely not be yourself.

绝对别“做自己”。

Domhnal
no no! there are plenty of good people over here. persistently and patiently be yourself and attract them. if you don't find any in your immediate area then start branching out or even consider changing locations.

不,不,那儿不错的人多着呢!有耐心地坚持自我,能吸引到不错的朋友。如果在附近没找到,你也可以扩大点活动范围——或者干脆换个地方。

p00pyf4ce
Your personal space will shrink in China. Chinese tolerate much smaller personal space than what's the norm in Norway. You'll be uncomfortable when people get too close to you.

在中国,你的个人空间会被极大压缩。中国人能容忍比在挪威习惯的有限得多的个人空间。当那里的人们过于接近你时,你可能会觉得不大舒服。
LaoSh
Sort out VPN before leaving. Google translate will work offline if you download it all first. Figure out how to cook food you like using Chinese ingredients. If you want to do any tourism plan well well in advance (a year would not be excessive); if you are on local holidays things will get booked up really really quickly. Try to get some basic Chinese down before you leave people really appreciate it even if you butcher it and will fucking love correcting your pronunciation/grammar (be careful you may end up talking like a peasant). Taxis are the best Chinese lessons you can buy. If you are a coffee drinker bring some with you and if you can find decent coffee in the city expect to pay a premium.
Protip: bring smallish bottles of liquor over from Norway give them to the guards where you live (and try to have some for Chinese new year as well). You will never have your bike stolen house broken into and they will give you a heads up for any "China moments" and might give you a hand. If you are going to a backwater shithole replace the liquor with cigarettes.
Also don't take /r/China too seriously we are all but hurt cos living here for decades in t88 cities is a whole lot different from going to SH or BJ for a year.

在启程前整理一下VPN(代理服务器)。下载好完整的谷歌翻译,它是可以离线操作的。想一下用中国食材怎么烹饪你喜欢的食物。如果你想做一份旅行攻略,那就提前做(提前一年时间也不过分);如果你假期时在当地过,需要订座的地方会被订得飞快。你出国前,最好写下一些常用的中文,那里的人们超级欣赏这一点(会写字),即使你写得一团糟也不要紧;他们还TMD超级爱纠正你的发音/语法(你得小心你可能会像个无话可说的乡下人一样结束谈话)。出租车是你能负担得起的最好的中文课。如果你喜欢喝咖啡就带一些,你在(中国)市区找得到的像样的咖啡都价格不菲。

温馨提示:从挪威带一些小瓶装的酒,作为礼品送给你居住地的保安们(也要想办法留一些过中国春节用),这样你的自行车永远不会丢失,你的房间永远不会失窃,他们会在你“有事时”向你发出警讯,很有可能还会伸出援助之手。如果你去的是个鸟不拉屎的偏僻地方,那就不带酒带烟吧。

也别把红迪网中国区(Reddit China)的帖子太当回事,我们差不多都得到过教训,因为在这里的小城市生活上几十年也和去上海或者北京这种大城市生活上一年有着极大的不同。


bcdfg
Good advice. Be friendly with the guards where you live. Small gifts. Small liquor bottle cigarettes. Greet them.
好建议. 和你住的地方的保安交朋友 . 小礼物 . 小瓶酒 香烟 . 见面打个招呼.

i_like_various_stuff
If there's an IKEA near you they do decent bags of coffee for under 元50 - i can't remember exactly how much but I think it's like 元37. A big bag too!
如果你附近有宜家的话 他们那里有不错的咖啡 一袋不到50元的样子 . 我记不清具体多少钱了 好像是37元的样子. 很大的一包.

chinagemer
1.Download 88 dating apps
2.Fuck
3.Make girl from tier 88 pregnant
4.Marry into tier 88
5.Work permanently as educational consultant
6.Enjoy company of wife and her family
7.Post daily on r/China and r/CCJ2
8.Write ebook about your success story in China
9.Help more laowais to find their success in China

1.下载88个约会APP
2.XXOO
3. 把第88个女生的肚子搞大
4. 跟第88个女生结婚
5.一直从事教育顾问这样的工作
6.享受你妻子和她的家庭的陪伴吧
7.每天在reddit上的China和CCJ2板块发帖.
8.写本关于你在中国如何成功的书
9.帮助更多老外在中国获得成功


wtiam
to add to 5: preferably train doctors
对第5点的补充 : 给医生做培训更好

chinagemer
Also: wear suit at ALL TIMES
还有就是一直要穿西装.

wtiam
You say it's 42 degrees outsite and 100% of humidity today?
Alright just let me get my suit on one moment. Can you pass me the jacket too? Yea yea that one. The black yes the black one. The tie too. A bit tighter a bit more yes good. Good tight and smooth.
WELCOME TO ANOTHER VEEDEO
你说啥? 今天外面42度 湿度100% ??
好吧 等下让我穿上西装 . 你能把那件夹克也递给我吗 ? 没错就是那件 . 那件黑色的 是的黑的. 还有领带 . 系的越紧越好 . 最好是系紧又平滑的.
欢迎来到这个视频(模仿主持人的口吻拖长了元音)


prettyshuai4whiteguy 
I know this post is a joke but using a dating app in China is terrible. Girls just want to talk practice their English or waste my time.
我知道这篇报道就是个笑话,但是在中国使用约会软件的体验是非常糟糕的。姑娘们只想要练习她们的英语或者浪费我的时间。
plorrf
Can't confirm. But they do pretend to primarily want language exchanges yes.
不能认同。不过她们的确会假装自己是来语言交流的。
gamefreake
Just remember Mashang 马上 is not as quick as you learnt it to be.
只需要记住,“马上”并没有你想得那么快。
Fly_on_my_wind
What city are you going to?
你准备去哪个城市?
naplash
Unsure right now but most likely a mid sized to large cities like shanghai bejing jiangsu or guangdong
现在还不确定,但我应该会去一个中型或者大型城市吧,比如上海,北京,江苏或者广东。


Fly_on_my_wind
Guangdong is a province and not a city but if you end up going to Guangzhou I can be more specific in my advice as I've spent 4 months studying there. So some pieces of advice:
1.Download Wechat - this is going to be your most used app.
2.Careful with choosing places to eat - never got a food poisoning but once found a cockroach in my dish. In the cheap range muslim places normally have pretty decent food safety.
3.Get a Chinese friend. Otherwise doing stuff like getting a bank card or a SIM card are pretty impossible if you don't really speak Chinese (which you're probably gonna have to do).
4.Eat cheese and dairy while you can you're not gonna get it in China.
5.Morally prepare for people spitting in all the possible places males having horrifyingly long nails and other cultural shock stuff. China has lots of it. Just try to see it as interesting peculiarities.
6.Download a good VPN. That's all I can think of for now. If you have any specific questions I'll be glad to answer them.

广东是一个省,不是一个城市,但如果你最终决定去广州,有了我的建议你会了解的更具体,因为我在那学习了四个月,以下是意见
1。Download Wechat -这将是你最常用的应用程序。
2。小心选择吃的地方-从来没有食物中毒,但有一次在我的菜里发现了一只蟑螂,在廉价地区中,穆斯林地区通常有相当不错的食品安全。
3,找个中国朋友。否则,如果你不太会说中文,那么像办理银行卡或SIM卡之类的东西几乎是不可能的。(你可能不得不这样做)。
4。吃奶酪和奶制品,因为你在中国得不到这些
5。在道德上为随地吐痰的人做好准备。男性有可怕的长指甲和其他文化冲击的东西,中国有很多这类东西,试着把它们看作有趣的特点。
6.下载一个好的VPN。(Virtual Private Network 虚拟专用网络) 这就是我现在能想到的,如果你有什么特别的问题,我很乐意回答。



LeYanYanFrance
Stuffed your luggage with all the food you can. That is not optional.

行李里,吃的能带多少带多少。绝对没的商量!

EpicRaids
Ccj2 is so fucking funny. Also is it all self deprecsating that they make fun of LBH who have no prospects at home but then all basically are that themselves?

有个Ccj2(指reddit论坛Ccj2版块)实在好玩。搞不懂那些家伙是在自嘲多呢,还是恶搞那些留在家里没前途的宅男宅女?

bcdfg
Get a real VPN with stealth mode or Facebook and Google is blocked.

你得搞个有stealth模式的VPN,不然Facebook、Google这些都是被屏蔽的。

SoakerHose
Drink hot water. It's good for the healthy.

喝热水。有利健康。

bcdfg
Bring Imodium. 'Cause you'll get food poisoned.

带上盐酸洛哌丁胺(一种止泻药)。因为你肯定会食物中毒。
 

interbang
Live in Guangzhou. All the benefits of a great international city but without the extremely horrible pollution of bejing or shanghai. Plus you'll get a break from That intense Norway winter.
Tell every Chinese person you meet that you moved here because you can't get decent Chinese food in Norway and you really really want to enjoy authentic Chinese food.
Good luck!

去广州吧。那里有所有顶级国际大都市的优点,还没有北京上海那恐怖的污染。你还能顺带避避挪威的严寒是吧。
告诉每一位你碰到的中国人,你来这里的原因是因为在挪威没有可口的中国菜,而你实在是太想品尝一下正宗的中餐了。
祝好运!

elitemage101
Bask in the glory of white privilege. Seriously especially if you are an Attractive Scandinavian (redundant).

尽情沐浴在对白人的尊崇优待中吧。如果你是一个有魅力的斯坎迪纳维亚人(失业者),尤其要重视(这点)

tinygalaxy888
Get fucking rich. China India Middle East are the places meager Europe got rich off of.

拼命***挣钱丫。中国、印度、中东不正是当年贫瘠的欧洲获得大量财富的地方么?
                     

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